Monday, September 26, 2011

Quotes 16 (Rodney Dangerfield Edition)

"I can accept getting older. I can even accept getting old."-Rodney Dangerfield

"The obituaries have been very entertaining. Often you will read about the lives of some fascinating people."-Rodney Dangerfield

"I learned in life you can never say never. After my first marriage, I said I'd never get married again."-Rodney Dangerfield

"You always hear that you get wiser as you get older, but the longer I live, the less I understand."-Rodney Dangerfield

"Life is fear and tension and worry and disappointments."-Rodney Dangerfield

"Show business was my escape from life...I needed it to survive."-Rodney Dangerfield

"Hey--if you're gonna change your name, change it!"-Rodney Dangerfield

"I later learned that it wasn't show business that was crazy--it was me."-Rodney Dangerfield

"To be a comedian, you have to get on a stage and find out if you're funny."-Rodney Dangerfield

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